While we wish Octo-Mom had health insurance
While we wish Octo-Mom had health insurance before she had kids so that everyone else doesn’t have to pay for her kids’ health care, Octo-Dad needs life insurance. Why? Because so many people want him dead, if he’s been a willing participant to the making of 14 – yes, Octo-Mom said the same guy is the father of ALL 14 kids – children. She had three sets of twins prior to having the octuplets. We’re lucky none of these babies has had a critical illness, since the woman has no health insurance. Managing such an unruly and wild brood of young children – 14 under age 6 – requires a massive act of logistics she isn’t ready for.
Barack Obama may feel like the Octo-Dad would, if he was around. He has many disparate debacles, for Iran building nukes to North Korea’s planned missile launch, the Taliban getting free reign in the Swat Valley of Pakistan to an economic crunch. The domestic chaos includes the Baby Boomer retirement crisis that threatens to crush our social services while illegal immigrants weigh down in welfare, educational costs for their children, and medical costs. The credit crunch was caused by loose lending mandated by the government, and new laws and bailouts only tell both the businesses and government to loan even more money that will likely never be paid back. The spending spree is as bad as Octo-Mom getting cosmetic surgery and makeup while her mother fell behind on the mortgage.
Worst of all, while Barack Obama has no prior political experience except two years as a Senator known for voting “present” and acting as a Community Organizer with no true experience in the real world, he has to handle the mess. And, as with Octo-Mom and missing Octo-Dad, we are all liable for the upkeep of the wildly inexperienced bunch. But unlike Octo-Mom and Octo-Dad, the steaming diaper load isn’t limited to 8 babies, but to 180 million tax payers.
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